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Dumb & Stupid Laws in New Jersey Categories: Laws Added: Sun Dec 14 00:00:00 MST 2003 Views: 11,244 Rating: 4.62 (13 votes) 5 - Awesome! 4 3 2 1 - Awful! < Dumb & Stupid Laws in New Hampshire Dumb & Stupid Laws in New Mexico > Submitted by fun-facts It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. You may not slurp your soup. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer. On a highway you can not park under a bridge. Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Bernards Township It is illegal to frown as the town is a “Frown-Free Town Zone”. Caldwell You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. Cranford Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. Cresskill All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Elizabeth It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. Manville It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. Newark It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. Ocean City Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. People may not slurp their soup. Raw hamburger may not be sold. Raritan Profanity is prohibited. Sea Isle City There will be no boiling of bones on the property. Trenton Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Tell Your Friends About 'Dumb & Stupid Laws in New Jersey'!

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